Too Lazy To Work? – Earn £24000 a year with Proactol

Weight loss pill company Proactol are recruiting for the position of professional couch potato

They are willing to part with almost £24,000 for a bone idle candidate that loves food to show that their product really works. All they have to do is consume 16% more calories a day, roughly 400 calories and start taking Proactol.

Men and women can both apply and the successful applicant will be monitored closely monitored by medics.

A spokesman said,

“We are willing to pay you £23,750 a year to continue doing EXACTLY what you do every single day, and all we ask in return is that you eat 16 per cent more calories a week – or 400 more calories a day – whilst introducing Proactol into your diet.

“The ideal candidate should not already be on a diet but eat a healthy balance of carbohydrates, fats and proteins and be prepared to increase their existing calorie intake by 16 per cent a week by eating fatty foods such as Chinese takeaways, fish and chips, pizza or McDonalds.

“Essentially we want you to be yourself. No strings, no catches.

“We are looking to hire the ultimate average Joe who isn’t afraid to eat more, be themselves and become a professional couch potato for a living.

“Your basic salary will be £23,750 a year and every day will feel like a holiday in this job as you will get paid to be you.”

After an initial in-house monitoring period the ‘couch potato’ will be given the opportunity to work from home – with supplies being delivered to them at home.

“It’s the ultimate work from home job,” said the spokesman.

It may seem like the ultimate work from home job but will the side effects of eating this much junk really be worth it?

 

Visit the Proactol official site to find out more.